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Jokes and Tweets

Here are some one-liners, quips and random silly observations of mine.  I have tweeted most of these, and they are scattered throughout the book. There might be extra little conversations found on the Snargleplexon Facebook page.

Knock knock! "Who’s there?" A chicken! "A chicken who?" A chicken who is so glad you stopped calling her an "it."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the vegan.
What do you call bite-sized sausage snacks? Feces Pieces.
What is female, has four legs, moos, eats grass and provides milk suitable for humans? Nothing.
Someone should stuff a hot veggie burger and some fries in a bag and sell it as a Happier Meal.
Vegan girls won’t fish, even for compliments.
Eating hot dogs is just one factory away from giving a rim job to a corpse.
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to do it and nine to convince people it really is that easy.
You "didn’t claw your way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables?" True. You don’t even have claws. Go eat a banana.
Humans are among the worst animals as hunters. Real hunters do it naked, hungry and weaponless.