Jokes and Tweets
Here are some one-liners, quips and random silly observations of mine. I have tweeted most of these, and they are scattered throughout the book. There might be extra little conversations found on the Snargleplexon Facebook page.
| Tweet | Knock knock! "Who’s there?" A chicken! "A chicken who?" A chicken who is so glad you stopped calling her an "it." |
| Tweet | Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the vegan. |
| Tweet | What do you call bite-sized sausage snacks? Feces Pieces. |
| Tweet | What is female, has four legs, moos, eats grass and provides milk suitable for humans? Nothing. |
| Tweet | Someone should stuff a hot veggie burger and some fries in a bag and sell it as a Happier Meal. |
| Tweet | Vegan girls won’t fish, even for compliments. |
| Tweet | Eating hot dogs is just one factory away from giving a rim job to a corpse. |
| Tweet | How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to do it and nine to convince people it really is that easy. |
| Tweet | You "didn’t claw your way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables?" True. You don’t even have claws. Go eat a banana. |
| Tweet | Humans are among the worst animals as hunters. Real hunters do it naked, hungry and weaponless. |